Lllllladies and Gennulmennn... Children of all ages from around the world... It is once again my extreme pleasure to introduce to you, the roadkill stylings of those Guardians of all that is Gauche, those Masters of the Menagerie of Mayhem, those Devlish Dudes from Down Under...The Two, The Only...Jezza and Droid! (- M-A)
Here are a few classics captured by our roving correspondent, Neil. These beautiful specimens were taken along the glorious Snowy Mountains Highway just outside Tumbarumba, New South Wales. The first `roo looks somewhat aged and skanky. It has been dated at about a week old. It has maintained some semblance of normality due to the recent cold weather front that passed thru. Number two roo would have to be the Australian equivalent of Bambi. Only a little joey. We also took the time to provide a minor post mortem for the sportsfans.
Number three is a doozy. A real McCoy adult wombat. What a speed hump! The fag butt (That means cigarette butt to all you un-ED-ucated types out there - Ed.) provides some semblance of scale. This fella's ass & face were totally writhing due to the maggot infestation, couldn't tell one from the other, so Neil took another photo. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Is it Kanga? Or is it Roo? Where's A.A. Milne when you need him?
What more can we say?
Heh, heh...
If Winnie the Pooh were a wombat...
Some days make-up doesn't help....
