ROADKILL EROTICA

Top 10 reasons to take roadkill as your lover.

1. Roadkill never has a headache.
2. Roadkill is always open to trying something new.
3. Roadkill never hogs all the covers afterwards.
4. Roadkill is real easy to pick up (When it's fresh).
5. Roadkill never argues about who's going to be on top.
6. Roadkill leaves when you want it to.
7. Roadkill never gets emotionally attached.
8. Roadkill is always in the mood.
9. Roadkill looks about the same as most bar patrons after 8 beer.
10. Roadkill can be stuffed and mounted for a display of your romatic conquests.

Another tasteful contribution by our contributing editor, Stevo.

Where you hang your hat.